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Keggie was not a good golfer;, usually lie seemed to regard his jclubs, as implements for ; .-. digging up turf .One day, 'however, he surprised everybody by straight end true, arid hitting the Sail every time. "How is it?" ho.wa3 asked. "Well," was the answer, "you see that painting on the ball. That's of 'my motTier-in-law!" '- .■'.-' : • .'. .■'■■"■■■■. '■ .-What : is Reeded to prevent war is. an international law forbidding any nation to itart a war'withoitienough'cash in hand to pay.for ft,,' * ' .■- . A riiari ■ who. was the;, worse for, .Brink entered .-.a chemist's shofc, arid asked-for a glass of London ""gin. ~ "We don't'.ikeep London "gin," replied the assistant "We only:'keen: three; kinds of oxygin, bydrogin, 'antn nitrogin." : :" Yes, I sold my - motor car. Had to because it brought_an army of; tramps about the house." " Brought tramps. about the house? What were.they after?'' "Tiiey admired .the?'machine, becauep; it wouldn't work;" J . '- ? .'"'''• '".'•.'■ *'- ■:■• - v :■ ''."■-U'' : . •■ It: is better to pull up ;the weeds/from your own garden than to grumble at those in your neighbor's ground.

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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1576, 16 February 1927, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1576, 16 February 1927, Page 7

Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1576, 16 February 1927, Page 7

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