"I'a, will you give- me a .good lickina{tight now?" "Why this, Lemuel V' '„■ I'm going to sneak off and go flwiiri* riling, and I don't want to bo bothered' with a future." Interesting Bed.—Little Roy had returned from a week's visit to his aunt, and was trying to describe tho folding bed. ho had been sleeping in. "It lays down at night, mamma, and stands on its hindlegs in the daytim»." LLOYD GEORGE'S REWARD. A country yokel dropped in at an Eng* lish tavern and overheard some conversation which led him to remark .to the landlord: "So this iB .St. : George's Dav, ibo it?" "Yes," said tho landlord, "and every. Englishman.should knpw it." " Well, I be English, but blowed if V knowed they'd made 'im a saint," cackled the old gaffer, raising his glass. " 'Ere's to vou, David!'' ■•-■...
\ lsitor : " What pretty crochet work! " Hostess: "Ye*, it's 40 . years old." Visitor: "How beautifully, you do id, dear. - -"■' ■■-■■"■"■■-.■.■•.*
The Latest Excuse.—Farmer •••'Hey,' there, how came you to bo up in my apple, tiiee ■> ". Boy : *'; Please, - mister, . J just fell out of an airplane.".
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1210, 3 December 1919, Page 2
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