Whea Miss Twilling comes in, will you tell her that I called V Butler—' Sure, sir, she knows it already.' ' Frit z, what are yen doing there ?' said the mother to her boy sliding down the banisters. , 'Making trousers for orphans,' said Fritz. 'What an interesting creaturei' exclaims the Hon. Fred., approaching the cage of the orang-outang. 'I wonder if we are distant relatives ' At that moment the simians uttered a terrific scream, fall of horror, anguish, and rage, and the keeper led the young* man away into the mnmmery and stnfiedsnake department. Cobble: ' I ran down to see Bob Antler at his big place in the country/ Stose : • How did his servants treat ycu ?' ' Bather snippy at first, but they warmed up a bit when I explained that I had given them all the money I had.'
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 426, 9 June 1904, Page 7
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