Waggles--* Yes, I have had such an awful case of indigestion lately'' " ax * ! Taggs—' Er—you must have eaten something.'. .- ..■ a, \ ~;••> ;: : j . ■>'» j ■ Waggles—' Not lately.* ' : ' J He f* I deh't know any man who* hates 'new women' as Jones does.' She s ' He married one.' 9 ; '; He.: 'That's.the reason.'. , Theatrical Bandit- r What dost thou want, varlet P Quick unburden thy news!' . i, Very Particular Friend: 'All right, Bill—don't blow sent me oh to say aa 'bw the kid's powders 'ave got mixed up with the pudden, and she wants to know whether you'll go without —-or run the risk of 'aving the jumps tomorrow P' " '■ • •:; Inconsistency.—The only thing in wbiph we are all inconsistent.
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 370, 11 June 1903, Page 2
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