SOME BABY.
It was “Somewhere in England” that the following conversation took place: '■
Two Diggers were returning home after a night out and were fairly bucked with several bottles' of fire-water. ■ C'
“Y’know,” said one, “when I was born I only weighed a pound an’ a half, and that’s a fac’.”
‘ “You don’t shay,” murmured the other. “Did ya live?”
“Did I live” exclaimed the indignant Digger. “Shay, you oughta see me now.” ' .
“Daily Mirror” An. A.R.P. warden was giving his household an elementary lecture in case of aid raids. Afterwards he said to the young maid: “Is it all quite clear, Mary, what you have to do in case an incendiary bomb falls?” “Yes, sir,” she replied, but rather doubtfully, “but it’s going to be a sticky - business using that syrup pump.”
Emp-error of Japan?
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War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 11, 1 December 1941, Page 12
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136SOME BABY. War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 11, 1 December 1941, Page 12
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