WELL UP TO FORM.

War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 10, 1 November 1941, Page 12

WELL UP TO FORM.

A pretty and well made actress was receiving golf lessons from- a professional. To his amazement he soon discovered that she could play quite well. ( At last he said: “Well, it’s a strange thing, but although your stance is shocking, your form is pretty good.” “It is?” said the actress, smiling coyly, “I’m so glad you think so. But you’d hardly believe how hard I have to diet to keep it like that.” i * * * While the diagnosis of the patient, who had eaten rather generously, was proceeding, the sick man said, “Doctor, do you think the trouble is in the appendix?” . “Oh, no,” said the doctor, “not at all. The trouble is with your table contents. * * * Hitler has had a nerve collapse, ’ Mussolini has heart failure, Goering had had both his legs shot off, and Mr. Menzies is suffering from a compound fracture of his London trip.