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War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 6, 1 July 1941, Page 14

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“Tiny” was always being ragged by his pals about the amount he ate at meal-times (and in-between-times if he could manage it). He was always first at the table, and last to leave. On his first leave he visited a •smart little restaurant, and ordered a rump steak and onions. After about fO minutes a rather haughty waitress placed before him a very large plate, in the centre of .which ■ was a very small piece of meat and a few “ strands ” of fried onions. “ Tiny looked at it closely, turned it over, and then peered at it .'Xfg'ain, Then, looking up at the waiting girl, he said: “ Yair—that’s the sort of thing. Bring me some!” 7 ’.■** ' * ■ .. Politicians are stumping the country. But this is not cricket. *. * ♦ One South . Australian soldier takes size 15 in boots. He should be held in reserve for Mussolini.