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THEME SONGS.

Politician: “I’m a Dreamer.” Pram Manufacturer: “Little Curly Head In A High Chair.” Dentist: “ Open Up Those Pearly Gates For Me.” Coursing Fan: “Get Along, Little Dogie, Get Along.” Shoe Salesman: “Underneath The Arches.” / ■ Lift Driver: “ Upsie Downsie.” Gay Divorcee: “I Get Along Without You Very Well.” Mother-in-Law: “I’ll Stay With You.” . . Talkie Fan: “ Song Of The Flea.”

* * * “This is the finest cigarette lighter on the market, madame.” “It certainly looks it. How many cigarettes does it light to the gallon?” *. * * “Those who do not keep moving are lost,” said Mussolini once. Retreating Italians in Ethiopia evidently are anxious not to become lost. v

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War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 6, 1 July 1941, Page 12

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THEME SONGS. War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 6, 1 July 1941, Page 12

THEME SONGS. War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 6, 1 July 1941, Page 12

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