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War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 6, 1 July 1941, Page 7

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“Hi, Sarge, on parade to-day, you called me a damned nitwit with no brains. Now I demand that you take that back,” said Rab to his S-M. “And, supposing I don’t,” the Sergeant-Mapor said. “Well, I’ll give you just three minutes to do so,” Rab said, rolling up his sleeves. ♦ ♦ ♦ ■ f A story going the rounds just now is that after this war had continued for years and years the last two civilised men alive got sick of it, found a plane, and flew to the depths of Africa. There they crashed. One was dead. Two* gorillas coming up asked the other, “ Who are you?” The other hastily scribbled a note: “I am the last civilised man on earth,” and then he, too, expired. One of the gorillas turned to the other and said: “ Mamma, have we got to start this Darwin business all over again * * *