ALL PRESENT.

War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 5, 1 June 1941, Page 16

ALL PRESENT.

“Tich” had been sent to the station to. aid the new brigadier with his camp gear, which was of im- ' mense quantity, with the result that he was in a sweat by the time it was all off the train, especially as the brig, was fussing all r the time. “Now, my man, have you got my greatcoat, sleeping bag, cases, shaving materials, and all my uniforms?” “Too right, I have,” said “Tich.” “And you are absolutely certain I haven’t left anything behind, eh?”' the brig, asked. “No, sir, not even a ‘zack,’” said “Tich.” * * * The secretary put his head into the office of the z successful business man. “A gentleman has just called, sir,” he announced. “He wishes you to tell him the secret of your success in business.” “Just a minute,” said the magnate cautiously. “Tell meis he a journalist or- a detective?” . * * * The Italians in North Africa have sustained a stunning defeat. We use the word “stunning” in more senses than one. ❖ * * Middle Y-East.