FORGETFUL.

War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 5, 1 June 1941, Page 4

FORGETFUL.

? Mick was up before the C.O. “Charged with smoking a cigarette while on sentry duty, I see,” said the C.O. “Serious offence. Army discipline, you know. What’s your excuse, if any Mick was very weary: “I forgot to take me pipe,” he explained. * * ❖ A sergeant of the Royal Engineers went into a timber merchant’s office. “I want some timber for a bridge,” he .said. He was . ushered into the director’s office, given whisky and a cigar, and promised the best timber procurable. “Now, where does this bridge go?” asked the director. “On my fiddle,” replied the sergeant. 7 * * * Germany may be short of essential foods, but she has a surplus of cannon fodder. * * * The 8.1. F. boys have consistently found Italian officers in a mess. * * * * Over in Albania the Black Shirts have their tails down.