M.I.R. SNAPSHOTS
The recently introduced 5.45 rising hour has resulted in a much improved attendance at Sick Parade. (A little bird tells us.) Bill 1. is contemplating decorating the leather austere walls of the M.I.R. with some of the trophies won by him at Table Tennis. These include a stone plague of ancient Moriori workmanship, half-a-dozen i • battle-scarred rackets, and about 145 well -dented table-tennis balls, and the Grand Order of the Table-Tennis Mends. He. has yet to meet the redoubtable Les. in open combat. (Oh, yoahl)
That’s not a bad. story about the absent-minded ’ professor who went to a restaurant and had. a meal ■ When he paid the bill the waiter /"Excuse me sir, but the money you’ve given me doesn’t include anything for the waiter." "My goodness," the professor said. "I haven’t eaten one, have I?" A youngster came home from school late and told his father he’d been kept in. What for? I could not remember where the Amazon was. Well, in the future, just remember where you put things.... A oanoe is like a small boy - both behave better when paddled from the rear.
WANTED.; HUMOUR, SCANDAL, CAMP SOCIAL NEWS, CARTOONS, BRIGHT VERSE, etc.
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Rangiora Gunner, Issue 4, 20 January 1943, Page 3
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198M.I.R. SNAPSHOTS Rangiora Gunner, Issue 4, 20 January 1943, Page 3
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