Things We Want to Know

Observation Post, Volume 1, Issue 32, 24 December 1942, Page 3

Things We Want to Know

Is the Y bloke good at platting hair? « <•> <s> If it. wasn’t the crayfish, what was it that made the Q side so reluctant to leave “Freddie”? •?><s><♦> Is it the habit of Gnr. Maxwell to excuse innocent people? What did he say or do to make the certain little red l head demand an apology <S> ' <J> | Why does a certain 'L/Bdr. play golf in Feilding on Sundays? Is it really ; the golf links he enjoys or a certain little brunette that lives close by? I «>s><» I Did an officer in 4 frequent low dives iin Wellington when on week-end leave? i s>«><» | Did Gnr. Wenman sleep well last Friiday night? Where did he learn to make ibeds? v . ❖ <»<s> Was last Friday night’s tattoo strict? Who was the orderly n.c.0.? z <s><s. <®> How did the Padre sleep last Friday? «•«><» j Why did the Duty Sergeant return so iearly last Tuesday morning? <s>' <«> <s> | How is the M.I.R. Bdr’s. teacher comling along? . \ I «>«>«> I Who wiped an R.H.Q. Bdr’s. eyes early last Tuesday morning? a "a a

Where does a certain musician get his practice for squeezing an accordion? <s><s><s> Who was the D.C.O. who put an A.F.V. officer off at the wrong station last Sunday night? Alright! Alright! •?><?> <s> “There’ll be one dozen roses— ’’ Does this song bring back happy memories to an officer in R.H.Q.? <?> <s> <S> Where does lipstick come in during driving instruction with a T.S.M. of 4? <®> <®> <B> . Is this week’s R.H.Q. orderly runner’s second name Mac? ■»<•>«> Which Sig.’ Cpl. lost Ins 4d. bet at Dannevirke? «><s><»> ‘Does the uproar in Sigs, interfere with the work of Survey? Has iew blood been imported? . ' .. » 's><s> <s> .Who was the A grade mechanic explaining the hydraulic system on a truck to an officer? Hard luck Mac! It was self energising! ❖ <?> <& Who were the S.M. and Sgt. seen walking across a nearby paddock with a young lady? 4 <S> <s> Who is the Sig. scone-doer? <t> <B> <»> . Which ex M.I.R. expert now in 5 has suddenly become interested in a certain Chinese ailment know as the WAAC?, <s> <♦> -' ' <s> Who burnt his scones when the “earthquake’’ rocked the camp, <s><s><s> Which D/R as a result of his anticanine activities is responsible for the new phonetic designation for a Despatch Rider? ❖ «><«> Which Gnr. bought an engagement ring but gave it to the wrong girl while in a fit of alcoholic depression?