'YANKEE PAY wins SHIELD..

Niaouli News, Issue 8, 27 May 1943, Page 1

'YANKEE PAY wins SHIELD..

REINFORCEMENT TO HIS COBBER.."They tell me that the R.Q. bloke here is the fussiest 9uurt drmat er you’ve ( ever seen.” “Pussiest! Blimey, you don’t know . th’ half of it. A digger took a fit in th’ store yesterday, and fair dinkum this Orme chap made 1 him sign for it...” WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ' ARMY AND A CIRCUS 4 . ©we beiwe. that ' the Army has more ent’s 0 . .. . •

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Publishers of publications invariably use the replies to advertisers and te their own feature competitions as some indication of their papers popularity and on some occasions are not slow in ’playing up’ the results to gain further circulation and advertisings... Using thia as a theme' we want to tell you that this news-sheet .STINKS, ©.because last week we gave you a simple sweepstake competition and the replies at the time of - going, to pr ess amount to 'exactly NlL®.»i.'.iW. can’t understand this, maybe it was because the issue was that good (did some one cough) that you sent your copy home and forgot about doing the competition or meybe you don’t think that that was the CO real}; did say.;©Anyway. hero’s the right solution.. 51 ARE YOU. ON MY SIDE OR THE BOOKIES ”;. /.. .

.Sigmn Dalzial: What’s the difference between a school and M Section’s lighting system? Sigmn Dempsey: I give up. Sigmn*Dalzi el; Well: one breaks .up and the other breaks down; ! ' , PROGRESS REPORT: LAD-Serjoints tent week ending 27 May©..©NlL©. 4 RETORT.. The one triumphant'; a'id unanswerable- epigram -of mankind, the grandest and most resolute utterance in' the face of implacable fate, is the WORE© ~ v-* * ? • DO YOU KNOffi.«...that any spot on the x globe, is no more than sixty■ hours'. . flying time from the nearest ’.drome©/ THIS IS YOUR PAPER 9,oSend in your contributions for. the next issue©

ON® AGAIN THE BLUE AND WRITE RAGING CLUB..♦ .provided Sigs with a good night’s ' fun at the Grand >.Autumn Meeting held on Monday evening. ..The new course

was a credit to the [ \Club and spectators were not slow in voicing the' opinion that it was a good show;» The? tote was efficiently run' and there /Was no delay in handling the business offering (some 650 dollars) 4k special feature was the shield attached to the big race•.’THE BICE and WHITE shield ..Yankee Pay by COMP PARISON, out of PROPORTION was the winner in an exciting finish. Owner /Rusty’ South being the recipient of the Cup and Barney 'U’±dV k as jockey re- ' ceived .the mounted whip.••o*. .He, rode a good race.

THE EIRST ISSUE' OE -THE NIAOUII Z NEWS TOLD .YOU <»»that honey was to be made available for troops overseas. ••DlD * HASH take this issue home with him?. *