THE NIAOULI NEWS

Niaouli News, Issue 7, 16 May 1943, Page 1

THE NIAOULI NEWS

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LAST week we asked did the CO se /Z to Peep in the cycle race. HERE’S THE ANSWER. XXX XXX XX XX XXXX XX XXX xxxxxxx. Send in your solution with 10 cents by Friday. FIRST CORRECT SOLUTION OPENED TAKES ALL.....

The GO'S chauffer, Siginn Doug. Hoskin is often asked by his tent mates “Doug, when is the War going to end. tt «•••».« Hosky tries to satisfy them*. • • 11 The moment I hear anything from the CO I will tell you¥ One day he oame -to them**©."The CO spoke • today ■He did..well what did he say... "He said ’heskin, when ’do you think that Ahi s War is ‘ going *to end . ■”,»»»»<»♦» ' ~

HIGHLIGHT OF THE 'WEEK. ..has been the meals, fresh meat and potatoes making Oliver Twists of us all®..® an appropriate description was given by ’Owey’Bowdler.... ®”the only thing wrong with the meal is that Mum didn’t .serve it up® I *®.®.. Jack Abel was of course right in his element with so much meat to ; pla£ around withe® it .brings to mind a little story we heard about him in pre-soldiering-days..seems Me Jones hud just left home for the office and reached the gate before he discovered that he had forgotten his matches« .Mr Jones returned to the house and finding Mrs Jones kneeling down polishing the doorstep gently spanked her derriere ♦ ®«®.®what do you think Mrs Jones soid®.*A pound of steak to-day. please-Jack® . .»

;’ JIMMY ’WHAM AS YOU KNOW WAS RECENTLY IN HOSPITAL® ® one morning the sister same round to feel his pulse / • o «« l, Oh, ’Jimmy ’ f u Your pulse is very slowl”®®. \ M Oh, that Okay,” said Jimmy, ”I’m in no hurry.® CHINESE 8.0...0.ping pong BORER has eaten through ■ the poles in the ration x tent.®.meybe they ate ■ x the ’tongues’ too®.®.©. FOR AN INTERESTING BOOKLET ”How to fix your tent in six months* apply lAD (Sjta tent lines )©.o».®®©

A SERJEANT WAS WORRIED AS TO WHAT CHARGE ' HE SHOVED LAY AGAINST A SIGNALMAN • •«♦. •. I can’t find any examples in the” Regs” .he - told the SM. • ♦... ”What was the man doing? 1 asked the SM. "Flirting with a nurse;sir” Oh that’s alright.” said the SM. “Charge him with impersonating an Officer.**....* PARCEL OF THE WEEK was received by ’Staoe’ Warren (proud father of few months old TWINS)•••*• it contained a pair of bloomers of the OS variety. much heckled man is Stan Neame*.**.the telegram read <A- SON’..' .Congrats Strin.....; " ■ ' <\ ' I ZZ' Z • : . ■( . , ■ ■ . . .’ . •. . WE, ALL KNOW THAT THE AMERICANS ARE LETTING THESE LIBERTY SHIPS SLIDE DOWN ! THE SLIP- ' WAYS PRETTY FA3T. *. i.but we find it hard to believe that a riveter helper who held on eight minutes too long found himself 140 miles cut at sea.U.**... •' ■ ■ ■■ z / ■ ■

WAKE UP AND LlVE®®.®... .x 1 , k RACES In out tent we -have two ehaps, one is Dreamboat Coker X. MONDAY The other’s Lightning Johnny Roach, a rather slothful joker X. NIGHT. They work at switchboards and are seldom on their feet X/y And the mental effort this involves,' requires much beauty sleep n. THERE ireejmhoat sleeps when he fells tired, which is.nearly all the tine x. Lightning takes his share at night and hits the hay at nine x* Between; the two they raise the roof, with snores both loud and long ? But < the work they do requires much sleep, to deny it would be wrong Aridwwhen this War is over and we’re, bask with the ones who care • J We’ll remember the sleeping beauties and the cares they had to bear®

OPEN LETTER TO THE QUARTERMAST®... .Dear Sir, May we’please have, another 1? woollen singlets for next Saturday.® ®. .Yours faithfully, The Rugby Team.... BEST WISHES TO ALL SIGS IN HOSPITAL. .WISHING, YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY, .....