ABOUT THAT BUTTER.

Duffy's Gen, Issue V, 24 February 1945, Page 2

ABOUT THAT BUTTER.

1 Ik: ace reliably inf armed' that I die rent shipment of butter will be •of mudh- 1 jwer octane rating*

But vs understand it is not true) that the fire-tender has been stand-; : !~r*p, by outside’ the mess; in case some'? r :.ncnn" : out airman happened to light ,*a match* At id . we have also been asked 7 to. deny that Gpl.- Blatch offerred ii/j tor?. .P/Sgtfr Saw ell s- for possets- ■' ■.. m -of the last hundredweight' of the I ’stuff 5 7’ .

ft lull information on the ex’ on dec ‘toui’ of duty 'from the 7., C» (War Cab- ■ inst) . . ' /: '

A Berlin resident has been’(.dealt with by the Gestapo because he .was •heard to remark that life is just one idarned thing after an Oder* ■-Ve [think that anyone who. makes such a ! isec ra c k deserves all. lie get 4

An enterprising Yank has been ' working-out some ‘ ’’bedrock. Statistics" Jwe read, Among his profound discov;eries ;■ is . the following:- "In summer ' 170 pur cent of ,wivesh sleep in night- j [ gowns, 2h per cent in' pyjamas -and 1 i per cent in shorts J' Will, some mathematical genius pie'use add this up ‘and see if he gets 'a different answer ' j Ifrom ours? ’ ’ ?• I