S’PACT!!!!

Duffy's Gen, Issue III, 22 December 1944, Page 4

S’PACT !!!!

Some time ago this,Station sent to Air Department requested photographs of a certain article of mechanical equipment. Ojlncltided; in oneof the ; . photographs, but incidental to it, was a tanned and handsome 7 young airman. 'l‘The. Orderly Room staff duly ; admired the machine, but were totally unprepared'for ; the avalanche of replies from interested WAAFs at Air Department"'- subject, 7 a tanned and handsome young airman. ~ . , Included in the landslide-" were 17 proposals of marriage, 92 letters -A stating;that-postings to Norfolk’ had A been requested, 11 threats to sue ! i for breach of promise, 15 exposes of - previous matrimonial ventures,. 51 • requests for personal belongings, -... ranging from boot brushe to brace s. And finally the announcement that a "Lay Down and' Die For That- Man" Club, had been formed,' with' an initial roll of 1002 members. A- '

HEAR' YE J HEAR 'YE F HEAR YE ! t ' A)Og-.- . ( '"T ! ■ \ It -is proposed to hold a spinach sprouting contest, so roll up all ye shave less wonders and enter for this bristling hairy trial, ■ ' 7 ■ g" ; ; ‘ RULES:* 1. Upper lip clean shaven’ at 0800 hours on the day of commencement, 2, No scraping of the upper lip for. ‘ 7 days (all days inclusive), '3, ALL competitors to be over the Hu age of 12 years next birthday. U, Members of the Met,, one day’s ■ ' start.- 'iN'l- 77 . 5» For. more Cant on this subject see Snowhite, Hut 8. ■ ■ .. . ..