ALL ABOUT HOLES WHARF SPECIALTIES

Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 17, 29 April 1944, Page 5

ALL ABOUT HOLES WHARF SPECIALTIES

YOUR very wide circle of readers whose critical appraisal was most' ably displayed by one signing h’ms’elf 11 Mug Sapper 11 . in your columns some weeks ags, will no doubt wish to know something of the ac - tivities of the Wharf Oper - ating Coy. I am slightly surprised lowed you to let them remain in ignorance of our activities for so long. However, here is a summary of our programme.

OUR main preoccupation, I

might add, our only one, is an absorbing interest in HOLES. Yes, we dig them, long ones, short ones,• round ones, square ones and shapeless ones. Have any of your readers ever dug a hole. Most probably, not. Mind you, digging holes does not sound very exciting. But it really is fascinating. As any member of our" Coy. will tell you. A hole does not become of absorbing interest until it is full of water. But I must not anticipate.

NOW let mo say something of the different types of holos. I have mentioned a' few, but I still have to show you that there are shallow holes, dssp holes - we specialise in ’em ell# Some of our men would sooner buy their holes ready made — perhaps you opuld assist them by advertising for a few nice clean holes. Not too large, of course. Tho drawback of the ones we dig is that they bepme full of water - a most annoying habit, • you. will admit. Soonor than dig another hole we puma the water out of the holo that is full of water. That is complicated, I know, but I cant explain it any further at present. As soon as we get the water out, it comes in again. Thatls taken as a sign, or I should cay, signal ; for what is known as H Sucker Drill " - yes our mon almost fall over each other to carry out that exercise*

A curious thing about those 'ere holes is that they fascin ate our' chape After a hole has boon filled with water, soil or even air the chaps will talk of nothing olßefyes they talk about ’em, they think about ’em and the dream