WORK CIRCUS SPORTS-MEET.

Dozerdust, Volume 2, Issue 11, 4 March 1944, Page 5

WORK CIRCUS SPORTS-MEET.

( By

P. J. Kenns)

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IN order to transform our numerous 4* P men into A I quality# it is proposed to hold a World-eerie a# Gigantic# Intemtlonal Sports-meeting* The events are as follows s ,a

U.S V U.Z. I® U.S. - U.Z, Milo meat Kiwi’s to ha handicapped 1759 yards® Gross - country#

»» M •» ♦ • • » » • ». z « I f » « • M M H» « » •« M » 9 Prank Sayers, the dfoca 6ola Mid#* ♦can give you all the ingredients* e of his favourite beverage she • ♦sticks to amp ty bottles* *

Ist Px'lso « Hairdoz «Tatr.totic

Christmas Cards

2nd Pri&a ; Collapsible BodPan.

3rd Prize j I Dollar*

2* 800 Metre Plat Race. 400 metros through long grass.and

guava• Treo StylQe

• « I’M • • •••••••••• • .There is no truth in the rumour * c that Jim Wells is entering the * ♦ Gonerote Mixer in the next US . - ♦Bod Cross Ingemunity Conte at.-

Ist, Prize . t I doz. packeto Cigarette' Tobacco.

2nd. Prize: I 2oil barbed wire* \: ■ ■ 3rd. Prize j Japanese Skull

3* WAACS RACE* Weight TO stone maximum* Those completing the course will be disqualified* >

I I I • I 1 I •••••<<•» • • •»••»»• «•••<•. • • • M Darkle M and Charlotto with I thoir two’: RAP attendants lost ■ t nothing at the-race’s *« the attend Aunts made nothing# but arc ■ : nClil jrUwrwwj iiiwtmw *>*«nwOTMV«M>

Ist.Prize s I,dak® B-0 Soap*

2nd. Prize: I doz« rusty Bobby-

pins* 3rd. Prize? Throe Cheers from the mob* • ■ f

4i G,W,SY frO-Mc '(tape tutors to olimb pola with both hands tlod

behind back*

1. •«••-«« *»« • • e » • n » « • » « • 8 » • ♦ I'M 0 jJACK Ifcyall is ba com! ng vary : I fond of tho dice wo han?. 2 J ;sE2i^n.X^-^£»*iu^aat—i

Ist Prize: X Bot. Frosh Air*

2nd Prize? No second prize*

3rd Prize i i Bottle Plat-beer

5, MKAKA’S RAOS: Camp oil running under"assumed name® will be disquallf lad. Distance 5 Mlloa*

MAURI CORRIE**. of Champs - challenges all beaten champs to meat him. Apply Cookhouse* • ••• •• •<• »• ••.•••«••••'.•••..•.«••** 8 ." WHO X got homo I'm going to do : esomcth&ag towards N.Z’s population:

Ist Prizes Halter for Might*

marc

2nd Prizes I doz, French /. Ration Books (Bast fear's!)

3rd Prize j Judge’s Compliments. \

——Totalizator will bo in operation on Kuhuka’a Raos .Entry V Feos “* 25/ ( To pay for Committee’s Boor) \