LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.

Dozerdust, Volume 1, Issue 19, 23 October 1943, Page 6

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.

SIR, JUST a little friendly note. to let you know that I’m getting particularly rooted about being mistaken for the Editor of. your excellent damned rag. at least that’s the impression I’ve gotbecause every dull hump in this bleeding outfit seems to blame me for the sort of absence of DOZERDUSTS , e spc ially a s the y ha d incl udc d chc crios home, j j » SERVICES Section rec-Give-theirs about four days ago and I’ve been down on my knees praying every day that the ©auricr will turn up with our too, but no, I guess I didn’t pray hard enough. So once * " again Mac old scout WT... ABOUT.IT ? • Do you think you,might be able to do something to stop the awful ordeal that I’m going through . I’ve thought that possibly you may have included ours in with the,Services Section and forgot to put a note in to tell Ray that sose were for us too. : : DGNT 'think I’m feeginning to CRAWL to you, you big ape , arid I think the' ohly reason that will square you off for forgetting DOKO is,"that you have been busy. \ WALLY. . . , WHARF OPERATING COY. P. S. NINE 'CHEERIOS IN THE RAG. ( PLEASE do not wear out knees of your trousers, the Q.M. . does not recognise knee drill as part of army routine* Glad, however, to note what you did in crisis. Your papers forwarded you behind schedule. PLEASE INFORM.DOKO THAT WE WILL RUN SPECIAL IW® ISSUE TOR THEM WOVEMBTUR IJ. Bdt,) BRAIN Trust Perejr Kenna says wo can take it war will be evertin' twelve months • Throe months will see Germany .on her knees, six after that Old Tojo will join the dust of his Grandpapa... and Percy will, return to Cndbur Fry Hudson. ( Live happy,over after) JIM Taylor gives the duration nt nine months. He is sure. SNOWY South combe a bit worried; he is not too keen on the Atobrin (worst of taking rumours seriously) and thinks the war will last out some hopefuls,. ~ TABLE Tennis team of three loot all three games in first round of Neumann Tournament « Played good games, but not good ugh. Full details of matches next ’ week,. FOP Drayton touches 42 this week, Says ho”feels n now man ” Duration of war ' not a matter far personal concern,., greatest worry it to get M. J.Woods, out of bed in morning.

HERE IS THE RECIPE FOR " BUTTERFW RUM ” for which we thank the Section orderly rooms - ETHYL ALCHOL 30,FUSEL OILS . 22%> " ' c - COLOURING 2% SEWARAGE WATER • At the request of the ” Blackout Boys " we thank Percy Kenna far hie assistance® ( hat’s it worth Percys AS Spr. Lawrence wheat the chicken got it in the- neck., Ho knows all the answers. He- even knew thas Chas Storey would talk. ” HITLER is so close to tho fend tha t he is wishing he had challenged usto Table Tennis instead ” McGov'rr, ' ' .... ‘ i « - GEORGE King says mar must end in 9 months. CLIFF Foster says Jap menace new a bogey to frighten Kanaka, babies* Tbj likely to go ” Harry Harry ” any dr FRED Watts says global war will soon be . something to read about. Before end YORKS will bo back in N. Z. and then on to Continent. (That sure is some travelling) GEORGE Morton says " we fro bobbing hell cuta thorn., .the £ cant take it* ’I ENGLAND'S recovery from bombing shows bombing no perriujpet smash; wo have a hell of a log way to go \ yet' ” Lin.Lipano vic NOUMEA neats Eddie in a fasti.', mood when he gur.b- 11. d along the u.n,; street cloning a fan c.'nee with a p? eft scantier. When stopped by U.S. M.P.-’s and told that he could not de it he said. ” Oh yeah " • " Do you >. do it in New Zealand ? asked the puzzled M.S. " Sure ”, said our Eddi The M.P. is still scratching his her ty.M.- Sutherland says war must stop within twelve'months. ” as a Q,.M. I know the wast- .• cant go on. Too much stuff going out without being signed for * ( Tic likes the dotted line ) GPL, Georgia King finds wan dory clothes line so absorbing he stumble down bank. Wanted kind pc ra n to lea him by hniid. Apply Sgt. Matheson* TONY Radisich and Ton Skelton takes W.A.A.C.S out for ride and treat them to packets of Spark Plug Chewing tobacco. (What next ? )