LIARS WE DID NOT KNOW.

Dozerdust, Volume 1, Issue 12, 28 August 1943, Page 4

LIARS WE DID NOT KNOW.

CAN YOU BEAT THE?! ?

* # what chance do you stand in the competition against the ♦ LYING. . ♦ competitors ? here is a chance to try yourself 0ut.... ♦♦ *- . a # when i was just a little chap upon my mother’s knee* a lot of things she taught me, and i learn't speedily , and the one thing above all, was " never tall a lie " , cause if i> did, I’d never go to heaven when i died . # i learnt about the bible and johah and the whale and then of pharcr s daughter and tales of old Israel, • about clause and fairies and angels in the sky, whence babie came ? the -stork, she said, -the groat big stork, my eye, # and so i grew to manhood and distinguished truth from lies told every day andevery night in every walk of life, a salesman does it cause he must, so he can earn a crust, a lawyer just lies legally, and i guess that he’s the worst# * ft those candidates at election time are glib• they’ll get you better wages and make promises ad lib . . r the fisherman tells of fishing and the flush that got away, the punter at the races,always backs the horse' that pays, # now married men are just the limit, staying back at nights, ■ ■ • ' • at the office, so they say, so barefaced to their wives, ’ then there's another tale told so convincingly, ” for a fortnight in the country, my" aunty been to see " •# there's accomplished liars by the score, who' for the three dollars lie, they’ll tell you fabrications, the limit is the sky, now the H DOZER 1 primer i cant hope to win, or do 1 .qualify ? • for cross my heart and hope to die, I’ve nevex* told a lio, - E,R,N, ‘