TRY A SMILE
A PRIVATE’S REVENGE. One long-suffering private had his crowded hour of glorious life a few days ago when nearly all the members of his platoon were on fatigue duties, and he was a lonely figure on parade. Soon, however, six N.C.O.’s filed out. His eyes gleaming, he sloped arms and marched out in front “In three ranks,” he shouted, “fall. in. I’ll drive you for a change.” ***** Adolf Hitler, born 1889. Still going i wrong.
NO BETTER THE SECOND TIME, ; They had been lads of the village ■ ogether, and twenty years later sud- ■ denly met at the recruiting office. ; “Well, after all these years,” said i Tom.- “Let’s have a drink?” ! “No,” was the reply. “I’ve been I born again.” i “What!” exclaimed Tom, looking at I the other’s legs. „ “Born —and still bow-legged.” * * ♦ ♦ : Nazi outburst warn us that we are in the roaring Forties.
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Camp News (Northern Command), Volume 1, Issue 12, 19 July 1940, Page 5
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148TRY A SMILE Camp News (Northern Command), Volume 1, Issue 12, 19 July 1940, Page 5
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