War Establishment Amazing
(As a result of the publication of the W.E. for a Purgatory Unit Mobile in the last “ Guerilla ” the following no less interesting document has been brought to our notice. This Establishment, which may be regarded as a counter-blast to the first, also emanates from the Middle East, and is, unfortunately, also anonymous). NOTIFIED IN HEAVENLY COMMAND ORDERS. SECURITY (Advance Copy) xiii/96408/295D. No. 1 SPIRITUAL AID DETACHMENT—TYPE “A” This establishment is designed to deal with 200 Sinners per day. (i.) Personnel.
(ii.) Distribution of Rank and File by Trades and Duties.
Attached Personnel. MOBILE FONT UNIT. Watermen 2 Holders, Infant 1 (1 extra for each pair of twins) Godfathers k; 1 Godmothers 1 Godmothers (fairy) .... 1 Relations, lachrymatory (as required) Sanitary Duty men .... 1 7 (iii.) Transport. Hearse, one-seater .... 2 (1 spare) Chariots, fiery 1 Clouds, ascending .... 1 Lorry, 3 ton, 7 Wh. uplift 1 Arks, Collapsible, rainproof 1 Note: (a) To be reviewed after 40 days and 40 nights. Unserviceable to be returned to R.S.D.
PROVISIONAL WAR EQUIPMENT FOR S.A.D.—TYPE “A.” Pearls, castable Gross 2 Pearls, Grade 1 Gross 1 Paths, Straight Yards 10 Paths, Narrow .. .. Yards 1000 (in lieu of paths, Primrose)
Ladder, scaling .. Lengths as required Boxes, Manna 1 Gauges, depth, sin 7 Panoplies .. 22 Halos .. .. .. ■ .. .. 22 Halos, nets, camouflage .. .. 22 Crooks, shepherds 1 Lamps, virgin, wise, full .. .. 2 Lamps, virgin, foolish, empty .. 2 Vices, assorted 7 Chains, retaining, Body and Soul 567 Chains, retaining, Body, tools detaching 5 Bottles, wine, old (for new wine) 3 Harps, harping, G.S. .. .. 200 Gates, Pearly, Left .. .... 1 Gates, Pearly, Right 1 Walls, collapsible (Jericho pattern) Sets 1 Locaters, water, rods 1 Dividers, sea, Red 1 Cymbals, loud .. .. .. prs. 1 Cymbals, well-tuned .. .. prs. 1 Baskets, rush, infants 1 Rushes, bull Fathoms 3 Rivets, wing Jin. .. .. '.. lbs. 47 Trumpets, Archangel, brazen .. 1 Slings, David pattern .. .. .. 1 Slings, Fortune, outrageous .. 1 Arrows .. ..... .. .. 1 Jawbones, Ass prs. 1 R.A.S.C. SUPPLY. Loaves (or stones in lieu) .. .. 5 Fishes, small .. .. .. .. 2
Wine, new (for old bottles) qts. 6 Oil, foolish qts. 4567 Oil, wise .. .. .. .. gills i Branches, Olive 1 Locusts, dried .. .. Plagues 1 Honey, wild lbs. . 10 PROVISIONAL A.F. L 1398. Articles 1/39 .. .. sets 1 Commandments, assorted .. pkts of 10 Pens, Recorder, Gold 1 Glasses, dark .. .. .. 1 Signs, directional, upwards .. Gross 256 Signs, directional, downwards, asbestos .. ..' .. .. 1 Chisels, tablet, inscribing, fin. .. 1 Chisels, tablet, inscribing, Mallets 2 Tracts, Uplift .. .. reams 246 Fingers, moving, writing .. .. 5 Charts, celestial 280 Distribution G.H.Q. Blessed Isles Staff Captain, Legion of the Lost Base Depot, Venusburg, Colonel Bogey, Father O’Flynn, Nirvana A All This and Heaven, Too.
Details. Offirs. W.O.s. Sgts. R. &F. Total Chief Priest 1 — — — 1 Samaritan, Grade 1 — 1 — — 1 Artisans (Inc. 1 Cpl. & 1 L/Cpl.) — — , 1 12 13 Total All Ranks .... 1 1 1 12 • 15
Interpreter, writing, wall Rivetters, soul — 1 — — 1 — 1 . — 1 1 Fitters, Wing — — 1 1 1 Fitters, Halo — — 1 1 Acolytes — — 1 1 2 Shepherds . . — — — 1 1 Whiteners, Sepulchre — — — 1 1 Galvanisers, Activity ' .... — — — 1 1 Virgins, foolish (a) - — 1 - 1 2 Virgins, Wise — — 1 1 — 2 4 6 12
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Arawa Guerilla, Issue 19, 1 October 1943, Page 12
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