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“Absolute knowledge haw I none, llut my aunt’s washerwoman’s sister’s soil Heard a policeman on his beat Say to a labourer on the street That he had a letter just last week— A letter which he did not ■sa'ek From a Chinese merchant in Timbuctoo, Who said his brother in Cuba knew' Of an Indian chief in a Texas town. Who got dope from a circus clown. That a man in Klondike had it straight, Prom a guy in a South American state. That a wild man over in Borneo Was told by a woman, wiio claimed to know, Of a well know'll swell society rake, Whose mother-in-law will undertake To prove that her husband s brother Pete Saw drunks daily on the street.”

The hair-tonic consumers must b« the fellow's w’ho used to boast that they could either drink or let it alone.

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White Ribbon, Volume 32, Issue 372, 18 June 1926, Page 17

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Untitled White Ribbon, Volume 32, Issue 372, 18 June 1926, Page 17

Untitled White Ribbon, Volume 32, Issue 372, 18 June 1926, Page 17

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