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Church Bromides.

"In the Church pharmacy are at least four bromides that infallibly induce a quiescent conscience, and gently put the patient to sleep : — "Bromides are extensively used to quiet the nerves and induce sleep. "1. The fact is, I work so hard all the week, that when Sunday morning comes — (Vary to suit the age of the patient). "2. When I was a boy, I was made to go to Church three times a day, so now-— (Useful also for a woman patient) . "3. Company came just as we were about ready. — (Never fails). "4. I came twice, and not a soul spoke to me. — (Succeeds every time.") —"Living Church."

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Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume IX, Issue 14, 1 August 1918, Page 112

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111

Church Bromides. Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume IX, Issue 14, 1 August 1918, Page 112

Church Bromides. Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume IX, Issue 14, 1 August 1918, Page 112

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