FAMILY FUN

New Zealand Tablet, 1 June 1911, Page 1030

FAMILY FUN

If Dick’s father is Tom’s son, what relation is Dick to Tom y —Who can tell?—His grandfather. Why is blind-man’s-buff like sympathy?—Because it’s a fellow-feeling for another. When does a man have four hands? When he doubles his fists. ■ What is that which we often return but never borrow—■ Thanks. What is that which, though black, enlightens the world ?Ink. If a farmer raises 150 bushels of wheat on a dry day, what does he raise on a wet day?—His umbrella. What turns without moving?—Milk; it turns sour. Round the house and round the house and makes but one track? wheelbarrow.