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New Zealand Tablet, 16 February 1911, Page 275

The professor was extremely absent-minded, and bis wife was always warning him not to leave his umbrella anywhere, in case he forgot it. The other afternoon he came home m triumph, flourishing an umbrella in his hand. ‘ Now, my dear, he said to his wife, ‘ I have been at the club, but, you see, I did not forget my umbrella ’ ti ‘So I see,’ remarked his wife; ‘but, you know, you cliclu t take any" umbrella this morning.’