I’ve had a ‘ close shave,’ the barber exclaimed, To the policeman while fixing his strops, I’ve had influenza, and I feel quite ashamed To say that they fed me on f. slops.’ ‘ ’Twas a “hair-breadth escape,” the bobby replied; ‘ Your life was nearly “ cut short.” ’ Without Woods’ Peppermint Cure I might have “dyed” Was the barber’s final retort.
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New Zealand Tablet, 30 June 1910, Page 1028
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58Page 1028 Advertisement 2 New Zealand Tablet, 30 June 1910, Page 1028
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