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New Zealand Tablet, 2 June 1910, Page 875

I’ve had a * close shave,’ the barber exclaimed, -To the policeman while fixing his strops, I’ve had influenza, and I feel quite ashamed To say that they fed me on ‘ slops.’ * ’Twas a “hair-breadth escape,” the bobby replied; Your life was nearly “ cut short.” Without Woods’ Peppermint Cure I might have “dyed’ Was the barber’s final retort.