FAMILY FUN
Makes clothes for men? — Taylor. Dwellings for families? — Holmes. A head covering ? — Hood. What an oyster heap is likely to be? — ShelW A very tall post?— Longfellow. ' toUelley ' More humorous than the former?— Whittier A worker m precious metals ?— Goldsmith Always a pig?— Bacon. A disagreeable foot affection ?— Bunvan A domestic gervaut? — Butler. A strong exclamation? — Dickens. A young domestic animal? — Lamb. An Englishman's favorite sport? — Hunt.
his flits 6 " dd ° eS * ma " haVe ff ° Ur hands? — When he doubles shavin 1 " 511 " & m * n thinner than a lath ?— When he''s a When is it best to lose your temper ?— When it is a D£LQ 0110. them W water are yy ° Ur n ° eyes? — Wllen -the wind makes beforTi? i^Tef * * *"" aXG? " It mUSt be gronnfl Why are feet like- olden tales ?— Because they are legends (legends). . - J ra What table has not a leg to stand upon?— rhe multiplication table. What is that which never loses its teeth for eating purposes? — A comb. - • & xt. W l ly } B& \ pig>sr tail like the letter X ?— Becai ise i t " is the end of pork.. * What is the riddle of riddles ?— Life, because we must' all give it up. Why is a bad picture like weak tea?— Because it is not well drawn.
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New Zealand Tablet, 21 October 1909, Page 36
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213FAMILY FUN New Zealand Tablet, 21 October 1909, Page 36
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