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WHAT HE WANTED

' What I want,' declared a gentleman to an applicant for a situation, 'is a man who can cook, drive a motor, and look- after a pair of horses, clean boots and windows, feed the poultry and milk a cow, and do a bit of painting and paper-hanging.' ' What kind of soil 'aye you got 'ereabouts, sir?' asked the applicant. ' Soil ! What's that got to do with it ?' ' I thought perhaps if the soil was clay I could make bricks in my spare time.'

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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 22, 3 June 1909, Page 877

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WHAT HE WANTED New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 22, 3 June 1909, Page 877

WHAT HE WANTED New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 22, 3 June 1909, Page 877

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