ODDS AND ENDS
Haughty Lady (who has purchased a stamp) : ' Must I put it on myself?' Clerk (very politely) : ' Not necessarily, ma'am ; jt will prohably accomplish more if you put it on the letter.' Wife : ' What would you like for your birthday, Robert ?' Robert : ' Nothing, thank you. I cannot afford it.' Mr. Wicks (money-lender) : ' Because I know your father so well lam only charging you 15 per cent.' Mr. Brown: ' I'm glad you don't know my grandfather, too!'
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 18, 6 May 1909, Page 718
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78ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 18, 6 May 1909, Page 718
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