ODDS AND ENDS
Doctors and lawyers have at least one good trait in common. They never give advice before it is asked for.
Mistress : ' Did anyone call during my absence ? ' Maid: ' Yes'm, a gentleman, Mr. Material.' Mistress: 'Who?' . . Maid : ' I asked him his name, and he said it was M. Material.'
Mrs. Smith : ' When one word has a similar meaning to another, and may be used instead of it, Avhat do you call the term? I know it's some kind of spice. Mr. Smith : ' Nutmeg, perhaps.' Mrs. Smith: ' Ahl I have it; cinnamon, of course.'
The justice of the peace looked at the miserable specimen of humanity in the dock and turned to the policeman 'Constable,' he said, 'what is the complaint?' ' Rheumatics, y'r worship,' spoke up the accused answering for himself.
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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 16, 22 April 1909, Page 638
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132ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 16, 22 April 1909, Page 638
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