FAMILY FUN

New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXXVII, Issue 1, 7 January 1909, Page 38

FAMILY FUN

What ship is disliked by all? I—Hardship.1 — Hardship. What is the noisiest pet in. the world? — Trumpet. Take the first and last letter from a lady's name and she becomes painful. — Answer : Rachel — ache. Why is a grain of sand in the eye like a master hitting, a boy? — Because it hurts the pupil. What instrument of war does the earth resemble? — A revolver. What is the difference between a lady and postage stamp ? — One is a female and the other a mail fee. Why is your dinner like the letter S? — It Gomes' tofore T. What foreign race could be represented by ten very warm and very small children? — Hotten-tots. When is your cash account like a wire bent into a circle? — When both ends meet. Where should blind people go? — To some island (eyeland). What aunts are most unpleasant to have in the house? — Discordance.