ODDS AND ENDS
Professor (lecturing upon the rhinoceros) : ' I must beg you lo give me your undivided attention. It is absolutely impossible that you can form a true idea of this hideous animal unless you keep your eyes fixed on me.'
Two friends met in the street the other day, one of them being a well-known wit. After they had been speaking some time the wit turned to his friend and said : ' I say, old chap, have you heard the tale about the young lady that poured a jug of water in a straw hat?' < No,' replied his friend. * Neither have 1/ said the wit, as he walked away. 'It has not leaked out.'
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New Zealand Tablet, 1 October 1908, Page 38
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114ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 1 October 1908, Page 38
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