FAMILY FUN
What is book-keeping ? — Forgetting to return bor- " rowed If a bear were to enter a draper's shop, ,what would he want ?— Muzxlin'.
Why is a watch the most difficult thing to steal ?— Because it must- be taken off its guard.- •
When .is a ship- in Love /—When she is tender jo a man of war
When is a boat like a heap of snow ?— When it ,is adrift. " . _^ / . What three letters change hoy into man ? — A GE. Who can speak all the languages ?—Echo. Why is a gooseberry pie like counterfeit money? — Because it is- not currant. - • I Name a word of five letters from which if you take two, but one remains. — Stone. Everything has what a pudding has— what has a pu<ldine ? — a name. - " -" y
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New Zealand Tablet, 27 December 1906, Page 38
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129FAMILY FUN New Zealand Tablet, 27 December 1906, Page 38
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