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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXIV, Issue 29, 13 November 1896, Page 29

Footballers and Cricketers use nothing but P. P.P. To be had from all chemists. — Advt. WHY take an inferior brand when the Bent is in the Market Get Champion's Vinegar. IT is not an easy matter to get good Vinegar. The best keeping brand is Champion s. I^> L T Y Champion's Vinegar and you will be well served. Prison Chaplain : Ah, you have a pet, I see, Convict : Yes, this rat. 1 feeds him every day. 1 think more o' that "ere rat than any other livin' creature. Prison Chaplain : Ah, in every man there's something of the angel left, if one can only find it. How came you to take such a tancy to that rat ? Convict : He bit th' warder. Mr. Lionel B rough relates how an indifferent actor told a friend that he had been playing Hamlet in some remote town. '• Did you get any notice ?"' asked the friend. •• Yes," he replied, '• one — a tortnight's." P. P.P. — Pacific Pain Palliative cures all Sprains, Neuralgia, Rheumatism and similar ills. To be had from all chemists. — Advt. Citizen Why are you in this condition ? Tramp : It won't take long to tell. sir. J can't live with my wife. Citizen filled with sympathy because he had just had a quarrel with his own: Poor man, I deeply feel for you. Here's sixpence. Tell me why you can't live with your wife. Tramp : Because I haven't got one. Ta, Ta ! A bishop in Ireland was administering the Sacrament of Confir mation and put a number of questions to the candidates. His Lordship asked a lad a few questions concerning what Almighty God could do. and these were answered very satisfactorily. At last his Lordship said. -And now. my lad. can you tell me anything that Almighty God cannot do'" "I can. sorr. ' said the boy. "And what is that '" asked the bishop. "It seems He can't plaze the j farmers, sorr."

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