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New Zealand Tablet, Volume XXIV, Issue 1, 1 May 1896, Page 4

P.P. P.- Pacific Pain Palliative cures all Sprains, Neuralgia Rheumatic, and similar ills. To be bad from all chemists.— Advt. Sanguinary Geography.— An nneduoated Englishman was on his first visit to Ireland. He was travelling by train from Dublin to Killarney, when five labourers happened to get in the same compartment. They began the conversation by asking one another where* they were going. Pat said he was going to Kill-arney. Mick said he was going to Ei -dare. Larry said he was going to Kil-kenny. Martin said he was going to Kil-rueh. B»rney said he was going to Kil-marncck. The Englishman said to himself, " What a lot of cutthroats I'm getting out at the aex' s'ation, or elee they'll be killing me."

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