IT WASN’T HIS.
“ Sir! ” exclaimed the injured party, “ your umbrella stuck in my eye.”
“ Oh, no,” replied the youthful offender; “ you are mistaken.” “ Mistaken? ” demanded the irate man. “ I know when I’m hurt, I guess.”
“ Doubtless,” replied the young fellow; “ but you don’t know my umbrella. I borrowed this one from a friend to-day.”
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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVI, Issue 957, 9 July 1908, Page 23
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54IT WASN’T HIS. New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XVI, Issue 957, 9 July 1908, Page 23
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