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New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XV, Issue 894, 25 April 1907, Page 13

Patient (who has been overdoing it) — “Weel, tell me, doctor. Hoo mony whuskies micht I tak’ ilka day?” Doctor —“Weel, ye maun be regular. Tak’ ane afore your breakfast, anither after, anither a": eleven, anither at twelve, anither afore yer lunch, an’ ane after; ane at four, ane at five, ane at six, ane afore yer dinner, ane wi’t, and anither after; ane at nine, ane at ten. an’ syne ane when ye’re i’ yer bed. But min’, ye mauna keep on dram, dram, drammin’ a’ dav. ”