MORE FACETIOUS HOTEL RULES

New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XII, Issue 733, 24 March 1904, Page 26

MORE FACETIOUS HOTEL RULES

An American paper gives the following ns the rules of the Oklahoma Hotel, the only one in the place. The framing of supposed hotel rules seems to be the latest form of hotel humour :— Gents goin’ to bed with their boots on will be charged extra.

Three raps at the door means there is murde±- in the house, and you must get

Please rite* your name on the wallpaper. so as we know you’ve been here. The other leg of the chair is in the cupboard if you need it. If -that hole where the pain of glass is out is too much for you, you’ll find a pair of pants behind the door to stuff in it. * If you’ie too cold, put the oilcloth over your bed. Don’t taie off the wall-paper to lite your pipe with. ’Nuff of that already. Guests must not take out them bricks in the mattress. If it rains through the hole overhead, you’ll find an umbrella under the bed. Two men in a room must put up with one chair. Please don’t empty the sawdust out ot the pi Ilers. Don’t kick'about the cockroaches. We don't charge no extra. Tf there s no towell handy, use a piece of the carpet.