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•*rh.ti doctor is something of a cynic.” "As to how?" “He says, when a man has t malady, it’s a disease, and when a wcwaa has it. it’s a complaint.*’ I ndert.ik r—Yes. I advertised for an assistant. Have \»u had any experience a: 1 literals? Applicant—l was secretary cd an aeroplane clul» for two years’
milieus—A woman never knows what she wants, L'ynieus—Oh. yes. she does; but not till she realises "he can’t get it. **l wish to complain,” said the bride, haughtily. "about that flour you sold me. It was tough.” ' Tough, ma’amT” asked the grocer. “Yes. tough. I made a pie with it, and nn husband roidd hardly eat it.”
Prospective employer.—" How much do you want a week?” The beautiful stenographer.—“ Well, I think I should receive a man's wages.’’ Prospective employer.—"So do 1. l '"* you haven’t got one yet-*
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 24, 11 December 1912, Page 72
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147Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 24, 11 December 1912, Page 72
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