Our Funny Page
Bobbie: My dance. I think? Madge: I'm sorry, it’s Duncan s dance. ’tßobble: Oh! That's all right. I bought you from him for two shillings.
•'I think of going to the fancy dress ball a s Helen of Troy." ••Helen of Troy - or, perhaps, don't you think, Helen of Avoirdupois would be better?’
A VERY FLYING MAN.
Btatrd: What's wrong, old girl? 1X1)el: It's all about Jack! I asked him to take me up in hte aeroplane. Maud: Well? {Bthel: He elmpJy flew at me I
JN THE DARK AGES,
Te Tall One: Why don’t you dress for this weather, old man? Get a suit of kneelength armour, and be cool as I am’.
Buttons: Get up! Get up! The -hotel's afire! Scottish Gentleman: Richt, laddie; but, if I do, mind ye, I’Ll no pay for the bed!
Stout Lady: Are you quite sure you can swim, 'George? George: Gf course I can. Why do you ask? •Stout Lady; I feel so relieved. 1 don’t know what I should do if. Fido fell In water!
JUST ’ABOUT DUE. Burgeon: Heat -assured the operation will be succeaaful. I nave al least one C 1 out of live, and I’ve Just lost four iu succession!
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 16, 16 October 1912, Page 72
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206Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVIII, Issue 16, 16 October 1912, Page 72
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