Money in Cats.
One of the Paris papers suggests . very simple scheme for getting rich quickly—so simple that the wonder is we have not all adopted it long ago. You take a million cats, which will provide you with twelve million kittens in the course of the year. By selling the twelve million, skins in each year a daily income of £lBOO may be secured. By way of provision for the eats, you lay iu a stock of a million rats, which breed foui tim s as freely as cats do; and thus each c ean have four rat meals a day. The of course, dine off the decease.; -at- - ' t the precious skins have been >■•■.«.»*♦• 1 The cats eat the rats; the rats e;v th* cats; and —there you arc, don t. yot know! Can anybody oblige us with e million cats that he doesn’t want?
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVII, Issue 4, 24 January 1912, Page 3
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147Money in Cats. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVII, Issue 4, 24 January 1912, Page 3
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