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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLVI, Issue 18, 1 November 1911, Page 10

Airs. Exe —I can always tell when my husband lias been drinking the moment he kisses me. Airs. Wye—And I can always tell when mine has been drinking by his not kissing me. Little Willie —Say, pa, what is a diplomat? Pa—A diplomat, my son, is a person who can prove a man a liar without calling him one. “I know what Luerezia Borgia would do lit she lived to-day.” “What?” “She’d go around wearing, poisoned hatpins.”