THE AVERAGE.
The average man proposes once, The average woman takes him. If he won’t propose (Heav'n only knows Just how ’tis done) she makes him.
“I know he's a darling, but I'm afraid it’s no use—my husband doesn’t like «Ogs.” “You buy ’im, lydy. You can easy git another ’usband, but you won’t git another dorg like ’im!"
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 18, 3 May 1911, Page 72
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59THE AVERAGE. New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLV, Issue 18, 3 May 1911, Page 72
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