Our Funny Page

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XL, Issue 16, 15 April 1908, Page 72

Our Funny Page

HIS ANSWER TO HER.

You ask me, dear, To tell you true What I should do If I were you?

I’d find some lonely chap, I vow—• Much such a ehap as I am now— And set my mind to be as kind And sweet to him as I knew how!

' Nearsighted gentleman (at alternooi) (unction): Whas an odd looking piano* lamp that is over there, j . l‘

AT 3 A.M.

His Wife: You needn't make any excuses, John. It's all right; you’re jusb in time to walk the baby for an hour or two.

•‘ls that Miss Vandergilt crossing the street, or am I so short-sighted that 1 made a mistake?” “No; but she was so far-sighted she saw you in time.”

COULD YOU BLAME HIM M>R THINKING SOT

Feminine guest: Piauo-lamp! Sir, UiM is my sister! I