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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XL, Issue 4, 25 January 1908, Page 53

A GREAT BILIOUS SUFFERER’S GRATITUDE TO BILE RE A NS. Unsolicited, I have great pleasure in forwarding you this testimonial re Bile Beans,” says Mr. T. 11. Tyler, Decorator, of 20 Nicholson Street South, Footseray, Victoria. “Being a bilious subject by nature, I have naturally had recourse at various times to several so-called remedies, but I derived no satisfaction, they being either too drastic or non-efficacious. Bile Beans, on the contrary, suit me admirably, and I would not be without them in the house. I am 60 years of age, an old colonist, and the only thing I have to trouble me is my biliousness, which Bile Beans have successfully combated.” Bile Beans impart health and energy to every function of the body, and for this reason are invaluable in the summer season. Not only for all debilitated and ‘run-down’ conditions of the body are Bile Beans invaluable, but for indigestion, biliousness, headache, constipation, bad blood, and all liver disorders they are the world’s most successful remedy. Sold by all chemists and stores at 1/1J and 2/9 per box (the 2/9 containing three times the 1/1J).

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