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THEIR RICH UNCLE UNEXPECTEDLY INTRODUCES HIS BRIDE.
I. Madame Zimzim, the Fortune Teller: “The day is coming when you will be famous, when—”
SHOCKING! “Hello! Is this the weather bureau?” “Yes. 1 ’ “Will you please tell me what you think about the weather?” “Sorry, miss; but we’re not allowed to say what we think about the weather over the telephone!”
A BOOMERANG FROM THE FUTURE.
OPEN HEIR EXERCISE.
TRAGEDY. Countess of Muckcross: Thus perishes th’ l-last of a dastard r-r-ace! (Between her teeth). Say, Jimmy, give another last dyin’ convulse, will yer? You’re on me train!
11. The Struggling Poet: “Stop right there and let me sell you this copy of my poems! It’s a first edition!”
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 25, 21 December 1907, Page 64
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120Our Funny Page New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 25, 21 December 1907, Page 64
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