Our Funny Page

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIX, Issue 24, 14 December 1907, Page 64

Our Funny Page

PATIENCE. “ All things come to him who waits,” If he waits in a place that is meet. But never wait for an up town car On the down-town side of the street

WHY UK’S WORRIED. “Si Hopkins seems worried ever since his daughter eloped.” > <•-. lie’s afraid sli *’ll come back and bring her husband with her.”

ACCOMMODATIONS! "1 should think you would have more accommodations m this car for passengers!” said the indignant man who had almost sat in the lap of another passenger, as the car made a swing around a curve. I ’Why sir!” replied the conductor, ringing up another faie, ‘'there aie three straps not in use!”

WHERE LOGIC FAILS. W here there’s smoke there must be some fire.” "’Not always. You ought to see the range in our flat, for example.”

OS THE EAST DAS’ OF SCHOOL.

I Im* ” Fishing. hey? Well. why didn't you leave «»tF fishing and come to school?" The Guilty One: “ Blwcau*** tin* fish was bitin’ so f-fast. I-l forgot all about -shoo!.” The Schoolmaster: "They were, were they! Well. Johnny Bennett, you come with me and ”

“ Show me that fishing hole! ”